Being nervous about sustained success can’t stop us from picking all 14 games this week. Also, don’t watch San Francisco vs. the Giants on Monday night. We can’t support such poor scheduling.

With real-life obligations, Truck abbreviates the picks this week to two sentences each.

After a brutal backdoor cover to wrap up Week 7, we go in hard and pick all 14 games in Week 8. There’s no way this goes poorly…

Somehow Derek Anderson is getting the starting nod in the year 2018. I don’t know if he will (or can) be as bad as Nathan Peterman, but I know I can’t wait to pick against him.

Looking to bounce back with a big slate of road games based on a simple idea: some teams can score points at will, some teams can grind games to a halt, and (almost) no teams can do both