Miami is only a 16.5-point underdog this week; we’ll pick against them until they prove they can cover a spread. Also putting faith in: Daniel Jones, Mitchell Trubisky, and Andy Dalton. This is 2019!

Two historically large spreads dominate the sheet this week, but my favorite pick sits in the Sunday Night Football slot. Do we still think the Browns are contender-level good?

We started 2019 off with a winning week, but Vegas responded with some truly troubling lines. Which of the 8 home underdogs can cover in Week 2?

We got off to a good start with a truly pathetic offensive showing by my Bears, but we have fifteen picks to go before we can start feeling confident about this season. Welcome back, NFL!

Mourning the absence of Mahomes, we’re resigning ourselves to another Patriots parade in a high-scoring affair decided by a few little mistakes. Some things just don’t change…