Pretty sure this approach won’t work, but we have an important visit to my podcast co-host’s house this weekend and we gotta get going!

In theory, the bad beats should even out over time. That hasn’t been the case so far, and after Arizona’s epic collapse last week it might genuinely just be a curse. But we’re going to keep at it and bring our record back to .500 before year-end. Let’s go!

.500 for a week! What a relief, and once again we got hurt by special teams touchdowns and fumbles inside the five-yard line. Only 14 games to focus on this week, so let’s start making moves up the latter.

Okay, the two worst beats of the week were the only thing keeping us from 8-8. This is our week to start the comeback!

Baby steps, y’all. If we stay on this trajectory we’ll be .500 this week and perfect by Week 7. Let’s keep improving!